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Crank Phone Calls
(Most files include crude language. Not advisable for younger listeners)

(More Crank Phone Calls [with movie animation or pictures] can be found on my "Various page!)

Random Crank Phone Calls:
  • "Boss" Tells Woman that her Husband's Been Fired (Twist at end)
  • Call To Walmart 'Inquiring' About "Buttplugs" (Repeats "Buttplug")
  • Hillbilly Calls 911 Emergency
  • Mechanic Makes Up Things Wrong With Girl's Car
  • Radio Station Giveaway: 100 Grand!
  • Birchum Hopes His Prosthetic Leg is in the Lost & Found
  • Elmer Needs a Hearing Aid
  • Man Inquires About Purchasing a Penis Pump
  • Sav Macauley & The Phone Zone
  • Spoonie Luv Wants to Submit a Personal Ad
  • Arab Neighbor's Accusation: "You Kicked My Dog" (With Shockwave Animation)

  • Calls Into Unruly Computer
    Tech Support
    :
  • 18 Dollar Fuse: Woman is told what the extra charge on her bill is.
  • Customer forgot her username and password.
  • Harder & Longer: Techy pretends to be an automated message machine
  • You Can Eat It: Disgrunted Customer
  • Calls Using Celebrity' Sound-Bytes:
  • Arnold Swartenegger calls Gator Lodge Motel
  • Arnold Swartenegger calls Gateway (w/Shockwave Picture)
  • Al Pachino calls random angry redneck
  • Al Pachino calls Amex
  • Al Pachino calls Mastercard
  • Miss Cleo calls woman who's afraid she's going to be charged.
  • Miss Cleo makes several calls to a perturbed family.
  • Jack Nicholson calls innocent woman who grows scared of his threats.


  • Mr. Bergis is an awesome conservative redneck in Mississippi who is incesently pranked by a local radio station. He is terribly backward, racist, and ornery; it's quite hysterical to hear how amazingly angry he gets when provoked.

    These two guys that torment this man are hilarious. They're ruthless and drive him to absolute fury. You'll never hear anyone get as pissed as this guy does. If you have the time to listen, these are hilarious.


    NASCAR Prank

    This is the call that started it all!!! A local radio station calls up Mr. Bergis pretending to be a survery team for NASCAR. They tell him some bogus news. His reactions are hilarious.

    Gay Day

    Mr. Bergis does not like the idea of having a national holiday called "Gay Day."


    Magazine Sale

    All these guys want to do is sell Mr. Bergis magazines. After the 5th phone call he really loses his temper.

    Owed Child Support

    Mr. Bergis is accused of screwing a stripper and owing back child support. This is personally my favorite; the acting is supurb. Needless to say he gets really, really pissed off.

    Gay and Lesbian School

    Mr. Bergis is told about a new elementary school opening up that has better education and free laptops for all kids. When informed that it will be a gay and lesbian school sponsored by Ellen Degeneres, he gets really pissed.

    (More Crank Phone Calls [with movie animation or pictures] can be found on my "Various page!)